I was given a copy of *Galois Knot Theory* by J. Maruyama for Christmas last year. It is one of the greatest presents I have ever received, and is a book that truly highlights everything that is beautiful about mathematics.

The book describes itself as “intended for researchers and advanced graduate students” as well as “strongly recommended as a high school textbook”. Unbelievably, it manages to offer an awful lot to both these groups of people with its unique mix of rigour and readability.

Although admittedly a little slow to start, after around twenty pages you’ll be engrossed by the most important definitions, informative lemmas, and decisive theorems. Highlights include the crucial definition 2.2.8 and theorem 3.1.15: you’ll be kicking yourself for not coming up with them yourself. But the true highlight of the book is the result that underlies the entire topic, theorem 3.3.9.

**Theorem 3.3.9.**Assume

\begin{align*}

M^{(V)}(|y_{\zeta,\mathcal{C}}|

&\to\int\int_1^{-1}\tan^{-1}(\overline{d})d\mathcal{J}_m\cup\cdots+\exp^{-1}\left(\sqrt2^{-9}\right)

\\

&\geq \frac{\overline{\frac1x}}{\tan^{-1}(0\omega^{(\Sigma)}}.

\end{align*}

Then $\|\hat{\Lambda}\|\lt y$

If I had to pick one result to use to explain the beauty in mathematics to a non-mathematician, this result would be it. Its proof is simply delightful:

*Proof.*This is trivial.

Reading *Galois Knot Theory*, you will find yourself constantly surprised that you haven’t heard of J. Maruyama: she’s the author of 60 books and 82 articles, and you’ll find yourself wanting to track down and study each one. If they’re anywhere near as eloquent as this book, you’ve been missing out for a long time.

… Ok, time to come clean. There’s another reason you haven’t heard of J. Maruyama. She’s made up.

In fact, the whole book is made up.

The ruse quietly revealed in small text at the bottom of page ii:

That’s why the result above appears to be complete nonsense: it is complete nonsense!

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