This issue, Top Ten features the top ten issues of Chalkdust! Then vote here on the top ten pictures of scorpions for issue 11!
At 10, it’s the tenth most egg-cellent issue of Chalkdust: issue 06.
At 9, it’s issue 02, the difficult second issue.
At 8, it’s John Lennon’s latest avant garde composition: issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09. issue 09.
At 7, it’s Puff, the Magic Dragon Curves by Peter, issue 05 and Mary.
At 6, it’s the issue that will explain why the vote to put this issue in sixth place is unfair: issue 03.
At 5, it’s When I’m issue 04 by The Beatles.
At 4, it’s the only issue printed on A5 paper (which was a mistake, just like the minidisc): issue 01.
At 3, it’s You’re my number three issue of Chalkdust by S Club issue 07.
After a whole year at number 1, it’s the issue that’s finally been knocked down to number 2: issue 08.
Topping the pops this issue, it’s a new entry and a brand new release: issue 10.
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At 10, it’s the page you probably didn’t use to find this page: the contents page.
At 9, it’s the big block of text on the page that no-one looks at: the editorial.
Did you know that the online vote is the reason that did you know made it to number 8?
At 7, but about to move to 14 as an infinite number of people have arrived, it’s 
At 6, it’s the puzzles page. Can you work out why it’s so popular?
At 5, and causing a moderate amount of recursion, it’s 
At 4, despite being deemed not hot, it’s 
Storming back into the top ten after not being seen since issue 03, it’s the 
Topping the pops this issue, it’s 
At 10, it’s the 
At 9, and selling one tenth of the number of copies that number 6 sold: it’s a millimetre.
At 8, and not receiving much radio play due to being far longer than the rest of the top ten: it’s a furlong.
Following warm reviews from critics, degrees Celsius enters the top ten at 7.
The new single by no-one’s favourite rapper 50 Centimetre is at 6.
At 5, it’s the Yardbirds tribute act whose members are all 8.5cm taller than the originals: the Metrebirds.
Following the release of its 51st anniversary deluxe edition, The Velvet Underground and Picometre is at 4.
At 3, and selling 273.15 more copies than this issue’s number 7: it’s Kelvin Harris.
Forced up two places from last issue, it’s the Newton.
Topping the pops this issue, it’s dimensionless constants.
Reentering the top ten, it’s the day of monthly MathsJam: the second last Tuesday of the month.
At 9 this issue, the favorite day of fans of the American date format and decimals: Pi day (14 March).
At 10 this week, no-one’s favourite member of the Oxford geometry set: the 30° set square.
At 9, and mightier than the swordcil: the pencil.