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Horoscope, Issue 09

aerisAries
Mar 21 – Apr 19

Your research output doesn’t look so bright until a tall, dark, handsome stranger presents you with a proof of the Riemann hypothesis.
torusTorus
Apr 20 – May 20

The heavens are not in your favour, and people may try to take advantage of you. Don’t let them take you for a mug.
geminiGemini
May 21 – Jun 20

Tomorrow you will wake up in a parallel universe which is identical to this one, except for the fact that no one ever invented the Banach–Tarski paradox. So you get to invent it! Good for you!

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Horoscope, Issue 03

aerisAries
Mar 21 – Apr 19

Today will be very odd for you, even though you are in your prime.
You share your sign with:
Sophie Germain
torusTorus
Apr 20 – May 20

A new mode of transport will give you a greater range. But do not be mean to those you love.
You share your sign with:
Carl Friedrich Gauss
geminiGemini
May 21 – Jun 20

A decision will have a great bearing on your future happiness. It will test your quick reflexes.
You share your sign with:
Blaise Pascal

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