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Mar 21 – Apr 19
Your research output doesn’t look so bright until a tall, dark, handsome stranger presents you with a proof of the Riemann hypothesis.
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Apr 20 – May 20
The heavens are not in your favour, and people may try to take advantage of you. Don’t let them take you for a mug.
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May 21 – Jun 20
Tomorrow you will wake up in a parallel universe which is identical to this one, except for the fact that no one ever invented the Banach–Tarski paradox. So you get to invent it! Good for you!
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Jun 21 – Jul 22
Jupiter is in retrograde today, so you should walk backwards. Avoid proof by induction until the end of the month.
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Jul 23 – Aug 22
Writing a horoscope for Leo is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Aug 23 – Sep 22
Today you will narrowly miss being nominated for a Fields medal, but you’ll still be lauded for your contributions to astrology. I guess that’s a pretty good constellation prize! Eh? Eh?
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Sep 23 – Oct 22
An alignment of heavenly bodies can bring you great fortune… if you manage to get a Nature paper out of the exoplanet transit you
just observed.
just observed.
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Oct 23 – Nov 21
A small, silly mistake in your past can come back to haunt you, but only if you allow it to by making it a running joke in your maths
magazine for four years.
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magazine for four years.
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Nov 22 – Dec 21
Today you will feel a wave of positive energy. Why? You’re a Sagittarius! Your sign is a rad-as-heck centaur archer! You should feel good about yourself. What do the other signs have? A fish? Come on…
Your wave of positive energy is a solution of $\displaystyle\frac{\partial^2u}{\partial t^2}=c^2\Delta u$.
![capricorn](https://i0.wp.com/chalkdustmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/capricorn.png?resize=59%2C50)
Dec 22 – Jan 19
You have been feeling a sense of unease building up for a while now, but you’ve been unsure why. It may be that a theorem you’ve relied on is based on a shaky proof. Take the time to re-evaluate your hypotheses.
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Jan 20 – Feb 18
An adverse pressure gradient will cause an obstruction to your flow. This month, green is your lucky colour.
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Feb 19 – Mar 20
See Sagittarius, but in reverse. Seriously, a fish?!