Now that you’ve stopped getting so many spam calls, you can stop leaving your phone in the garden

Madeleine is a former pHd StUdEnT in mathematics and behavioural genomics at Imperial College London. She likes open water swimming, toast, the Oxford comma, and tHiS mEmE. She has still found none of her optimised strokes of any use in the Serpentine.

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