Maths is a fickle world. Stay à la mode with our guide to the latest trends.
NOT Muting yourself when not talking
There’s a 0% chance you’ll remember to unmute later
HOT Typing noise ASMR
So soothing.
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HOT Financial derivatives
All the cool kids love buying GameStop.
NOT Partial derivatives
None of the cool kids love these. Stop.
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HOT 6.2cm
Seems a reasonable height for a person
NOT 6′2″
Seems an unreasonable height for a person
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HOT FFTs
Don’t waste your time on slow Fourier transforms
NOT NFTs
Don’t waste your money buying a blockchain pictures of a scorpion
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HOT Writing about an election six months too late
See this issue.
NOT Being current
See no issues.
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