Maths is a fickle world. Stay à la mode with our guide to the latest trends.
HOT Aliens did my homework
Obama has confirmed they’re real. How to cite in your dissertation: ‘private correspondence’.
NOT Gemini Pro did my homework
Inventing notation you’ve never used since 2025. Good luck when the free trial runs out.

HOT Dressing up as a Springer graduate text for World Book Day
Also doubles as the sun for those of us who have forgotten what it looks like.
NOT Dressing up as the A-level formula book for World Book Day
We don’t need to see where you keep your double angle identities.

HOT Tikzmaxxing
I mean, you could plot that graph in Matplotlib, but then the font size wouldn’t quite match and the colours wouldn’t be consistent…
NOT TK Maxxing
You don’t need another woven basket anyway.

HOT Doomscrolling maths reels on Instagram
Ten-second videos really are the best way to learn any idea. Then you can go watch golden retrievers being cute.
NOT Finding someone talking about your stuff in a reel without credit
Tut tut.

NOT Impact
The only impact we care about is the one with Bruce Willis and the asteroid. What do you mena, that was a different film?

HOT Rewatching TV shows
Will Meredith and McDreamy make it this time? Only one way to find out.
NOT Rewatching lecture capture videos
You weren’t there, man.

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