Python
from jokes import jokes_about_python print(jokes_about_python)
Fortran
We don’t use punch cards any more. Why are you still using a language designed for them?!
This is Fortran. We’re not kidding. (Source)
Isaac Newton
Over 300 years before it was cool, Newton invented the diss track and completely destroyed Leibniz.
Gottfried Leibniz
His haircut is so last issue and he doesn’t even have an Instagram account.
Not cool.
Choco Leibniz
Yum!
Fig Newtons
Yuck!
36.7 °C
The UK’s hottest ever July temperature.
36.7 °F
Not the UK’s hottest ever July temperature.
Let’s go for a walk on the beach
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